Contrived coincidences, improbable costumes and offensive stereotypes. It's been a while, but welcome back to Hogwarts Exposed.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12 )

ITWATN has no surprises left, or so I thought. We've had Percy being fed to Fluffy for nothing at all. We've had Ron (but not Ginny, Neville or Luna) being inherently prone to blood supremacy, which justifies a group of nominal adults victimising an eleven-year-old. We've had, of course, a "shit wizard" being somehow able to overpower Hermione ( Read more... )

It took a while, but it's finally here. Here we learn exactly why Lord Potter (and by extension the author) thinks that Ron needs to be killed for something his future self did in another timeline. And it's as bad as you think it is.
( ITWATN Chapter 13 )

So, what to do when you've written your daring rescue and confrontation with the arch-villain in Chapter 9 of 24? Why, take a detour into PSA Hell and bad soap opera shenanigans, of course!

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10 )

Previously in Salazar's Return, Salazar returned. And this might be the last chance I get to use the OM NOM NOM icon.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9 )

This fic seems to be an exercise in making the least interesting plot choices possible. It'd have been far more interesting if one of the Weasleys who Lord Potter had made peace with had vowed revenge, as they'd have been entirely justified in doing, presenting a nice moral dilemma for our so-called hero. But no, it's Percy, who the self-centred ( Read more... )

In this chapter, Lord Potter plays matchmaker and organises a trip to an amusement park. Voldemort? Who's he?

( In This World and the Next Chapter 10 )

At taekarado's suggestion, ITWATN!Harry shall henceforth be known as SCBE, because he's a self-centred bellend.

( ITWATN Chapter 8 )

Yes, there's more. There are 26 chapters of this dreck.

( In This World and the Next Chapter 7 )